benedictscucumber:

*puts metaphor between my teeth* it’s an unlit cigarette

scented-poop:

*stares at textbook but never reads it* it’s a metaphor

90svirgin:

*fucks your dad* it’s a metaphor

lonely-lulllabies:

what did i make

juliolovestacos:

That dead body you see in the back of my car, that’s a metaphor

jolivet:

I’m just going to say “it’s a metaphor” everytime I do something really stupid.

twotonedhaircut:

"It’s a metaphor""It’s a broken metaphor""It’s a plot twist""It’s a character development""It’s an interracial couple""It’s a harem""It’s a backstory""It’s a flashback" "It’s a future prediction""It’s time travel""It’s a death count"

rickrollinq:

"it’s a metaphor, see sherlock? you put the killing thing right between your teeth…

…but you don’t give it the power to do its killing.”

bedazzledbooty:

It’s a metaphor
japanaeshi:

The fault in our stars